Senin, 13 November 2017
Script of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 2016 Movie
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies (2016) Movie Script
Make way on the bridge!, Battle arms, engage!
It is a truth universally acknowledged. That a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains. Never was this truth more plain than in the recent attacks at Netherfield Park. In which an entire household was slaughtered, by a horde of the living dead during a whist party.
Lieutenant : Who goes there? Who goes there?
Mr. Darcy : Darcy. Colonel Darcy.
Lieutenant : No zombie bite marks on this pristine young body.
Mr. Darcy : Father, how were you able to discern that the wound from my rib was from fencing?
Lieutenant : Been at this a long time, my son.
Mr. Darcy : I have no wound.
Mrs. Featherstone : Lovely bid, Mr. Kingston! More sherry for Mr. Kingston please.
Servant : Mrs. Featherstone, I’m afraid Mr. Darcy’s here to see you, Ma’am.
Mrs. Featherstone : Darcy? Carry on, we've absolutely nothing to hide. Please, everyone enjoy…. Mr. Darcy.
Mr. Darcy : Colonel Darcy, Mrs. Featherstone, I'm here on official business. 00:03:12-22 There's been a report that somebody here has been bitten. 1
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Mrs. Featherstone : Surely not. There hasn't been a zombie incident in Hertfordshire over two years. I assure you we've taken every precaution.
Mr. Darcy : A newly-infected zombie is almost impossible to detect. Until they 00:03:33-42 have ingested their first human brains, at which point, the transformation accelerates with every subsequent kill. 2
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Mrs. Featherstone : Yes, we are all well aware of how it works Colonel Darcy. Well, Are you quite satisfied?
Mr. Darcy : Quite. Might I play a hand?
Mrs. Featherstone : Of course.
Mr. Darcy : Good evening.
Mrs. Featherstone : So, shall we?
Grand Mother : A potion?
Mr. Darcy : Flies, ma’am.
Grand Mother : I beg your pardon?
Mr. Darcy : Carrion flies. They're in possession of but one truly enviable talent. The ability to detect dead flesh.
Mr. Kingston : Well, I've won the trick!
Mr. Darcy : Very crafty play Mr. Kingston.
Grand Mother : I dare say, but the buzzing is frightfully loud.
Mr. Darcy : It's not the buzzing that should concern you, madam. But rather when the buzzing stops.
Grand Mother : Oh dear.
One-nil, Darcy.
I’m going to be faint.
Mr. Darcy : Is there anyone else present? Whom he would have had the opportunity to infect? A family member, perhaps? Good evening.
Who would dare just leave a zombie head in the middle of the floor?
It is his head!
Get it away from me.
Cassandra : But Mr. Kingston's niece is here.
Mrs. Featherstone : There was no need to put that girl through Mr. Darcy's interrogation!
Mrs. Featherstone : Cassandra come back!
Cassandra : Annabelle? Where are you? Annabelle?
It wasn't always like this, my dear daughters. As the century began, Britania was rich with the fruits of worldwide trade. From the colonies there came not just silks and spices, but a virulent and abominable plague. Naturally, many suspected the French were to blame. Definitely the French. -Are you surprised? -No. Once bitten, the newly-infected were filled with an insatiable hunger for the brains of the living. Millions perished, only to rise again as legions of undead. So certain did it seem the end of days had come. That even the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse are said to have ascended from hell. To protect the living, the Grand Barrier was built a one hundred foot wall, encircling London. Then excavation began on the Royal Canal, a vast mote thirty fathoms deep surrounding both the city and its walls. The land twixt the two fortifications became known as The In-between. At this time, it became fashionable to study the deadly arts of the Orient. Japan for the wealthy. China for the wise. In the Second Battle of Kent, one of the bridges that cross the Royal Canal was breached. Ravenous zombie hordes massacred every villager of The In-Between. It was said, the sight of this slaughter drove young King George mad. When the battle was finally won, he ordered the destruction of all the bridges, save one. Hingham Bridge, which to this day, remains the only means by which to cross the Royal Canal. Many believed the enemy was finally vanquished. The gentry began to leave the safe confines of London's defenses for their newly-fortified country estates. But vigilance is still every essence. Remember this, keep your swords as sharp as your wit. For the ultimate battle between the living and the undead has yet to be staged.
Mrs. Bennett : Mr. Bennett! Mr. Bennett! Mr. Bennett, have you heard that Netherfield Park is occupied again? By a Mr. Bingley. A young single man of large fortune. Mrs. Long says his income has grown to five thousand a year. He is attending the village dance tonight.
Mr. Bennett : How does this concern our warrior daughters?
Mrs. Bennett : How can you be so tiresome? You know I mean for him to marry one of them.
Mr. Bennett : Daughters do not dance well with masticated brains, Mrs. Bennett. 3
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Mrs. Bennett : You sir, have already put them at a decided social disadvantage by insisting they do their combat training in China as opposed to Japan!
Mr. Bennett : The Chinese deadly arts have no equal.
Elizabeth Bennett : I, for one, would trade nothing for my Shaolin training.
Mrs. Bennett : You mustn't speak like that, Lizzy.
Jane Bennett : I should like to go to the dance.
Lydia Bennett : Do you think Mr. Bingley's handsome?
Elizabeth Bennett : With his income, Lydia, you'd think him handsome if he had half a zombie face.
Mary Bennett : Sorry.
Mrs. Bennett : You'll make me very, very happy.
Mr. Bennett : Well I suppose, if we all go…
Elizabeth Bennett : No! I don't care to be paraded like a herd of heifers at a farm auction.
Lydia Bennett : That's because you're the cow who’s least proficient in the art of tempting the other sex. Moo.
Mr. Bennett : Do not mistake my indulgence for relaxation in discipline! 4
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Mrs. Bennett : They must find husbands, Mr. Bennett. For as you know too well, they shall inherit nothing when you pass.
Mr. Bennett : Their immediate survival is my present concern.
Mrs. Bennett : Be patient.
Elizabeth Bennett : Well, I’d say you’re easily five times as beautiful as any other woman in this room.
Jane Bennett : Stop it Liz.
Elizabeth Bennett : It's true. These girls don't stand a chance.
Lydia Bennett : They say Mr. Bingley brought a train of London dandies with him. Smile Liz.
Elizabeth Bennett : I will later.
There's the handsome new master of Netherfield.
Mrs. Bennett : Where? It was my understanding that Captain Bingley was in want of a wife.
Oh, he is. Those are his sisters: Caroline Bingley and Louisa Hurst. They say he inherited nearly a hundred thousand pounds.
Charlotte Lucas : What a magnificent husband he'd make.
Elizabeth Bennett : Charlotte Lucas, do you think of nothing else?
Charlotte Lucas : Zombies or no zombies, all women must think of marriage, Lizzy.
Elizabeth Bennett : I shall never relinquish my sword for a ring.
Charlotte Lucas : For the right man, you would.
Elizabeth Bennett : The right man wouldn't ask me to.
Mr. Darcy. Rather an imposing presence. Owns half of Derbyshire. Ten thousand pounds a year, at least.
Mrs. Bennett : What? Back to your own family, Charlotte Lucas. Now, Liz, you look very nice.
Elizabeth Bennett : Well, thank you. Don’t act so surprised.
Mrs. Bennett : Out, out. Out. Smile.
Mr. Bingley : Welcome dear friend.
Mr. Darcy : How are you? How do you, Charles? 5
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Mr. Bingley : I'm very well. How was the journey from Derbyshire?
Mr. Darcy : Fine.
Mr. Bingley : Good.
Mr. Darcy : So this is Meryton?
Mr. Bingley : She is the most beautiful creature I ever beheld.
Mr. Darcy : She smiles too much. 6
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Mr. Bingley : She… She’s an angel.
Mrs. Bennett : Oh, my word.
Mr. Bingley : Charles Bingley, pleased to make your acquaintance.
Mrs. Bennett : Mrs. Bennett. We've heard so much about you, Mr. Bingley. My daughters, all of impeccable character.
Mr. Bingley : Well… May I introduce my friend, Mr. Darcy of Derbyshire!
Elizabeth Bennett : Are you enjoying Hertfordshire, Mr. Bingley?
Mr. Bingley : Very much.
Elizabeth Bennett : I've heard the library at Netherfield is one of the finest.
Mr. Bingley : Library? Is it? Miss Bennett, may I be so bold as to request the next 00:14:43-45 two dances? If you are not otherwise engaged. 7
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Jane Bennett : I'm not engaged.
Mrs. Bennett : Good for you, Mr. Bingley, you chose the loveliest of my daughters.
Lydia Bennett : Mother!
Mrs. Bennett : What? I consider dancing to be the first refinement of polished society. Don't you agree, Mr. Darcy?
Mr. Darcy : Now every savage can dance. Why, I imagine even the zombies could do it with some degree of success. Good evening.
You know, I love to read, too, actually.
I have read.
Mr. Bingley : Please don't forget our next dance, Miss Bennett. Darcy...I hate 00:15:35-37 you just standing there. You must dance. 8
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Mr. Darcy : Oh, you know I detest it when I'm not acquainted with my partner. 9
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- Oh, well.
Mr. Bingley : Darcy.
Mr. Darcy : You are dancing with the only handsome girl here.
Mr. Bingley : Oh, but one of her sisters is also very pretty. Dare I say, very agreeable.
Mr. Darcy : Well, she's tolerable but….
Mr. Bingley : Tolerable?
Mr. Darcy : Yes, tolerable. But not handsome enough tempt me. Nor any other man here, apparently.
Mr. Bingley : Darcy, your standards, my dear fellow…
Mr. Darcy : Oh, that is unfortunate.
What a lack of grace.
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy, you’re an insufferable prig.
Mrs. Featherstone : Fitzwilliam Darcy? I quite detest the man. So high and so conceited that I can't endure him.
Elizabeth Bennett : Indeed. I wouldn't dance with him if he were…. Mrs. Featherstone? You're undead.
Mrs. Featherstone : Shh..I've come to tell you…
Jane Bennett : What happened, Lizzy?
Mr. Darcy : I narrowly saved her life.
Elizabeth Bennett : From Mrs. Featherstone?
Mr. Darcy : From an undead Mrs. Featherstone.
Elizabeth Bennett : I found her to be exceedingly tolerable.
Well done, Darcy. Very heroic.
Elizabeth Bennett : She was trying to tell me something.
Mr. Darcy : A recipe. Perhaps?
Elizabeth Bennett : Laugh as much as you choose. But you shall not laugh me out of my opinion. She posed no threat.
Mr. Darcy : (Sounds of Bell) We're under attack! Ladies!.... Her face is rendered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes. And I'm forced to acknowledge her figure as both light and pleasing. And that her arms are surprisingly muscular, yet not so much as to be unfeminine.
Jane Bennett : Oh Lizzy I never saw such happy manners. So much ease with such good breeding.
Elizabeth Bennett : I give you leave to like him. You've liked many a stupid a person.
Jane Bennett : He's just what a young man ought to be. Good-humored, lively, handsome and..
Elizabeth Bennett : Quite rich, which a young man ought like wise to be, if you possibly can.
Jane Bennett : Not as rich as Darcy. I saw how you looked at him when he first walked into the dance…
Elizabeth Bennett : As if I hated him?
Jane Bennett : As if you liked him.
Elizabeth Bennett : Until his manners gave me disgust! He acted as if he were above our company and above being pleased.
Jane Bennett : Admit you find him handsome!
Elizabeth Bennett : Handsome? Handsome is as handsome does. Mr. Darcy is therefore a very ill-looking man.
Mrs. Bennett : Girls, you will knock the house down!
Elizabeth Bennett : Never have I encountered a man so consumed by his own pride!
Jane Bennett : One cannot wonder that so very fine young man with family, fortune and everything in his favor, should think highly of himself. If I may so expressing it, he has a right to be proud.
Elizabeth Bennett : I could easily think of his pride, if he had not mortified mine.
Mary Bennett : Pride is a very common failing, I believe. Vanity and pride are different things, though the words are often used synonymously.
Elizabeth Bennett : A person may be proud without being vain?
Mary Bennett : Pride relates more to our opinion of ourselves, and vanity to what we would have others think of us.
A Letter for Ms. Jane Bennett.
Kitty Bennett : He saved you from a zombie.
Elizabeth Bennett : Mrs. Featherstone was quite civilized! Yield!
Kitty Bennett : Never!
Lydia Bennett : She was a zombie, Lizzy. Thank goodness he was there.
Lizzy!
No, Lizzy!
No, no, no! Stop it, Lizzy! That’s not fair!
Lydia!
Jane Bennett : The Bingleys have invited me to tea.
Lydia, come on.
Well, of course they have.
Yeah. Down there.
What?
Jane Bennett : Truly, I'd much rather go by coach.
Mrs. Bennett : You had much better go on horseback, for it seems likely to rain, then you must stay all night!
Elizabeth Bennett : That would be a good scheme. If you were sure they would not send her home.
Jane Bennett : Mother, I really would prefer the carriage.
Mrs. Bennett : Jane, Mr. Bingley undoubtedly likes you. But in 9 cases out of 10, a woman had far better show more affection than she feels.
Elizabeth Bennett : Enough. Go quickly now. The zombies spring easily from the wet earth.
Jane Bennett : Merciful God. This cannot be.
(Knocked of the door)
Elizabeth Bennett : Where is she?
Mr. Darcy : She must be closely monitored and her room locked at all times…
Mr. Bingley : That is a little excessive, Darcy.
Servant : Miss Elizabeth Bennett.
Caroline Bingley : Did you walk all the way here?
Elizabeth Bennett : Yes. How’s my sister?
Mr. Bingley : She was feverish and slept ill last night. I fear she has the flu.
Mr. Darcy : Or worse.
Caroline Bingley : I detest illness. It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.
Louisa Hurst : Quite.
Elizabeth Bennett : May I tend to her?
Mr. Bingley : Of course. Edwin, show Miss Bennett the way.
Elizabeth Bennett : Thank you.
Mr. Darcy : I will not make the same mistake I made at Mrs. Featherstone's whist party, Bingley.
Elizabeth Bennett : Oh Janey.
Mr. Darcy : Miss Bennett? The physician has arrived. 10
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Elizabeth Bennett : Please.
Doctor : She got caught in the downpour?
Elizabeth Bennett : Yes.
Mr. Darcy : The wound, Doctor.
Elizabeth Bennett : Her musket backfired.
Doctor : I see no indication of a bite.
Elizabeth Bennett : That was never in question. I believe that these belong to you.
Darcy, old bean, you almost seem disappointed.
Louisa, you shouldn’t have played that spade.
I won! I won!
Mr. Bingley : How is she?
Elizabeth Bennett : She's fast asleep.
Mr. Bingley : I'm sure she'll be quite well. Please join us, Miss Bennett.
Elizabeth Bennett : Oh, thank you but I'll amuse myself with a book.
Mr. Hurts : You prefer reading to cards?
Elizabeth Bennett : I prefer a great many things to cards, Mr. Hurst.
(one half of the world cannot understand to pleasure of the other > in Japan language)
Elizabeth Bennett : I don't speak Japanese.
Caroline Bingley : No, of course. You didn't train in Japan. China, was it?
Elizabeth Bennett : The Shaolin Temple in Henan Province. It was there that I learned to endure all manner of discomfort.
Caroline Bingley : May I inquire as to the nature of this discomfort?
Elizabeth Bennett : I would much rather give you a demonstration.
Caroline Bingley : Mr. Darcy, is your sister much grown since the spring?
Mr. Darcy : She's now about the same height as Ms. Elizabeth Bennett.
Caroline Bingley : I don't believe I've ever met a girl who was so extremely accomplished.
Mr. Darcy : The word "accomplished" is far too liberally applied to young ladies 00:27:40-46 today, but my sister Georgiana does deserve that distinction. Not only is she a master of the female arts but deadly as well. I cannot boast knowing more half a dozen in the whole range of my acquaintance that is thus accomplished. 11
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Caroline Bingley : Nor I, I'm sure.
Elizabeth Bennett : And Mr. Darcy, you must comprehend a great deal in your idea of an accomplished woman?
Mr. Darcy : I do. A woman must have a thorough knowledge of music, singing, 00:28:05-11 drawing, dancing and the modern languages. She must be well-trained in the fighting styles of the Kyoto masters, and weapons and tactics of modern Europe. Or the term would only be half-deserved. 12
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Elizabeth Bennett : And you know six such women? I wonder now at your knowing any.
Mr. Darcy : Are you so severe on your own sex?
Elizabeth Bennett : A woman is either highly trained or highly refined. One cannot afford the luxury of both in such times.
Mr. Darcy : Ah.. "L'Art De La Guerre". The art of war.
Elizabeth Bennett : Have you not read it in its original Wu dialect?
Mr. Darcy : Alas.
Elizabeth Bennett : (Then you’ve never read The Art of War > used Chinese language) I should get back to Jane.
Caroline Bingley : She is one of those young ladies who seeks to recommend themselves to men by undervaluing their own sex.
Mr. Darcy : Undoubtedly.
I’m not going to lie…..
Oh, my word, girls, regard how opulently reappointed it has been.
He must be even more wealthy than we imagined.
It would have coast a small fortune, of course, to get the zombie blood out of the marble.
Servant : Mrs. Bennett, Miss Bennett, Miss Bennett.... and Miss Bennett.
Mr. Bingley : Mrs. Bennett I'm so glad to see you.
Mrs. Bennett : On, yeah and sadly at distressing circumstances.
Mr. Darcy : Are you here to take Jane home?
Mrs. Bennett : No.
Elizabeth Bennett : Yes! we must not trespass any longer on your kindness.
Mr. Bingley : Surely, she is too ill to be moved. She..She does look very pale. 13
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Mr. Darcy : Bingley, I must protest. Bingley, Please. Carelessness when dealing with a zombie infection could lead to your abrupt demise.
Elizabeth Bennett : Arrogance can lead to yours.
Mr. Darcy : Your defect, Miss Bennett, besides eavesdropping, is to willfully misunderstand people.
Elizabeth Bennett : And yours is to be unjustly prejudiced against them.
Mrs. Bennett : Come on, Eliza, come on. Mr. Bingley, I know just the thing to break this terrible tension and... and lift the spirits of the county. A ball at Netherfield.
Mr. Darcy : Out of the question! The security arrangements alone…
Mr. Bingley : It's a brilliant idea. When Jane is recovered you shall, if you please 00:31:25-29 name the day. 14
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Mrs. Bennett : I should be honored.
All right
Lydia Bennett : Look at her. We could’ve stayed on for another week in that palace.
Elizabeth Bennett : I'd risk a cold before I'd risk Darcy's blade.
Mrs. Bennett : Oh, Mrs. Beacham's orphanage fell.
Mr. Bennett : There will be an addition to our party for dinner tonight. It would appear your health is fully restored.
Jane Bennett : Quite recovered, Papa.
Mrs. Bennett : I know of no one who is coming.
Mr. Bennett : The person of whom I speak is a certain gentleman.
Let me see.
Who is it?
“A certain gentlemen.”
What is that odious man doing?
Mr. Bennett : He is perusing his future property. See, this estate must, by law, go to a male heir. Now that “odious man,” Mr. Collins, may the moment I am dead, toss you out of this house, at his pleasure.
Parson Collins : Tell me, to which of my fair cousins do I owe the compliments? Of the excellent, and I repeat, excellent cooking?
Mr. Bennett : My daughters were trained for battle, sir. Not the kitchen. 15
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Parson Collins : Quite, Mr. Bennett. My patroness is not only the King's richest subject, but deadliest. Singularly dedicated to the annihilation of the undead. I assume you have all heard of Lady Catherine de Bourgh?
Elizabeth Bennett : She's the most deadly swordswoman in all of Great Britain.
Parson Collins : With the agility of a black panther. My humble abode abuts Her Ladyship’s estate, Rosings Park.
Elizabeth Bennett : Was she ever married?
Parson Collins : Widowed sadly. She has one daughter, Anne who is unfortunately the sickly constitution.
Mrs. Bennett : Has Anne been presented?
Parson Collins : Oh no, no Mrs. Bennett. Her ill health prevents it. I told Lady Catherine that the court has been deprived of its brightest ornament. I have a talent, you see, for delivering these very delicate compliments with an unstudied air.
Mrs. Bennett : It would seem sir, that all you lack now is a wife.
Parson Collins : I must confess Mrs. Bennett, the fairest wifely choices be in this room. I declare that I am... enchanted by your daughter, Jane. And request to speak to her alone. If I may? 16
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Mrs. Bennett : Oh, dear Parson. I'm afraid Jane is already spoken for. We expect a serious proposal imminently.
Parson Collins : Oh...fuddle.
Mrs. Bennett : But Liz is quite available, and almost as fair as Jane.
Elizabeth Bennett : What?
Mrs. Bennett : What?
Parson Collins : Is there absolutely no negotiation over Jane?
Mrs. Bennett : The early bird catches the worm, Mr. Collins.
Parson Collins : Oh, indeed.
Mr. Bennett : Be mindful of your talent in the delicate compliments, sir.
Parson Collins : Oh, no! Yeah...why, yes… She is...almost as fair as the other one. Splendid. Thank you ladies. Settle down. Now I thought this morning, I might read to you from Fordyce's sermons, to Young Women.
What a treat,
What a treat.
Parson Collins : "Chapter One, The Home"
Lydia Bennett : We're walking to Meryton to visit Aunt Phillips.
Mr. Bennett : So long as Jane and Lizzy are willing to accompany you.
Elizabeth Bennett : We most certainly are.
Mr. Bennett : And Mr. Collins! Of course.
Parson Collins : Oh, well I should be delighted, but only if Mr. Bennett will consent to release me from my reading.
Mr. Bennett : With a heavy heart, sir.
Parson Collins : Mr. Bennett, I am susceptible to flattery, and you sir... are very charming. Come along, ladies! Miss Elizabeth, how charming you look today. Let us look in the shop windows of Meryton and we can buy some new pots and pans? to take the place of your swords and daggers. Oh...is there some sort of trouble? Oh, it appears there is.
Jane Bennett : Penny McGregor's carriage. Someone’s trapped inside.
Penny McGregor : Help! Help! Help! Help!
Penny McGregor : Help! Jane. Please! There’s been an accident! Please help me! Anyone! Please! Help! There was a horrible accident, but I survived! Survived, Janey!
Jane Bennett : Not in the traditional sense of the word. (Shoot Voice)
Parson Collins : It appears Ms. McGregor won't be delivering anymore lamp oil. I must confess, I was unaware that zombies possessed the required acuity to set such...traps. We must try and make elevenses, actually. Come along, Elizabeth! We mustn't dawdle we can't be late. Miss Bennett
Elizabeth Bennett : Thank you, Mr. Collins.
Parson Collins : Allow me. Gallantry isn't dead. Come, come now we mustn't be late.
Keep your eyes peeled for zombies!
No one walks alone!
Lydia Bennett : This must be the extra militia they stationed here in Meryton. Oh, Kitty, look at him!
Good day.
How are you?
Kitty. Lydia.
Hi.
Lydia Bennett : Lieutenant Danny! Who’s that with him?
Lieutenant Danny : Miss Lydia Bennett and Miss Catherine Bennett, Lieutenant, Wickham, who has just been assigned to our Meryton regiment to deal with the zombie resurgence.
Lydia Bennett : I bet your fearful handsome in your regimentals.
Elizabeth Bennett : Kitty! Lydia!
Lieutenant Danny : Miss Jane Bennett and Elizabeth Bennett, may I introduce…
George Wickham : George Wickham.
Lydia Bennett : He’s a lieutenant.
Jane Bennett : This is our cousin, Mr. Collins.
Parson Collins : Parson Collins. Aren't we overdue at the Phillips’?
Lydia Bennett : Walk us.
Lieutenant Danny : I fear I have a prior engagement.
Lydia Bennett : Mr. Wickham?
George Wickham : Yes, enchanted!
Parson Collins : She is baking, so we mustn't be late. I said she is baking. I was very keen to be on time, because, apparently, Aunt Phillips muffins are splendid, you see.
Catherine Bennett : Is that so?
Parson Collins : Yeah, and Lady Catherine abhor tardiness, and actually it’s instilled me with a real sense of order.
Elizabeth Bennett : Thank you for accompanying us and enduring my younger sisters.
George Wickham : It's my pleasure.
Elizabeth Bennett : Are you going to be stationed here all winter, Mr. Wickham?
George Wickham : Well that depends entirely on what the manky dreadfuls have in store for us, Miss Bennett.
Lydia Bennett : Mr. Bingley!
Mr. Bingley : Oh…We were just on our way to Longbourn.
Lydia Bennett : Mr. Bingley you promised you'd throw a ball at Netherfield.
Mr. Bingley : Are you quite recovered?
Lydia Bennett : She is.
Mr. Bingley : Then I shall begin the preparations immediately for the most glorious 00:39:34-38 ball Hertfordshire has seen. 17 – 18
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Lydia Bennett : Can Lieutenant Wickham come?
Mr. Bingley : Of course, an invitation shall sent to all my fellow officers. Excuse me. Good day, Miss Jane.
Aunty : There you are my beautiful nieces!
Parson Collins : Ouh… (Hands up)
Elizabeth Bennett : Please join us Mr. Wickham.
George Wickham : No, duty calls I'm afraid.
Elizabeth Bennett : Ouh, emh..I must know Mr. Wickham, what is amiss between you and Mr. Darcy?
George Wickham : Are you much acquainted with him?
Elizabeth Bennett : More than I wish to be. He's been here for less than a month and is already the least popular man in the county.
George Wickham : Yes it always gives me great pain to see him. I've been connected to 00:40:32-34 his family room infancy. My father managed the late Mr. Darcy's estate Darcy and I grew up together. His father treated me like a second son. I cannot begin to do justice to his kindness. He bequeathed me with the best living and his gift. I had my heart set on joining the church. But when he was slain in the Second Battle of Kent, Darcy ignored his wishes and gave my living to another man. 19
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Elizabeth Bennett : What could've induced him to pay you so cruelly?
George Wickham : Pride. He thought me too low to be worth his consideration. I loved his father dearly, so I can never expose Darcy or challenge him to a duel.
Aunty : Come now, Lizzy! We must plan our trip to the North Country.
Elizabeth Bennett : I'll be right there.
George Wickham : Well, perhaps I shall see you at Mr. Bingley's Ball? 20
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Elizabeth Bennett : Perhaps. I'll be there.
Lydia Bennett : Oh, dear.
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Wickham, you came.
George Wickham : As I said I would.
Elizabeth Bennett : I feared that Mr. Darcy's presence would keep you away.
George Wickham : If Darcy wishes to avoid me, he must go, not I.
Parson Collins : I have found you Miss Bennett! Sorry, and you are? 21
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George Wickham : Wickham.
Parson Collins : Ouh! Mr. Wickham I never...forget a face, especially one as angelic as Miss Bennett's I do hope you haven't forgotten our dance? 22
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Elizabeth Bennett : Of course not, Parson Collins.
George Wickham : Oh, allow me.
Parson Collins : Thank you, Mr. Wickham. Lady Catherine herself has praised me on my lightness of foot. 23
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Elizabeth Bennett : Wonder, sir, how you found the time to hone such delicacy in your step.
Parson Collins : Flattery will get you everywhere, Miss Bennett.
Uhu…
Dear...
Parson Collins : The dance seems to be getting away with us. I think it only right and proper that every clergyman should set the example for matrimony in the parish. Ah…This is my favorite moment in the dance! And now the party’s in full swing! Such splendor in the air! A parson may no longer lead a chaste life, my fair cousin.
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Collins please keep your voice down.
Parson Collins : Waah…Splendid, splendid work everyone! Thank you for your attention. Everyone did valiantly. Miss Bennett, it is my intention to remain very close to you throughout all the evening.
Mr. Darcy : May I have the next dance?
Elizabeth Bennett : Yes! Mr. Darcy this is Mr. Collins.
Parson Collins : Parson Collins.
Elizabeth Bennett : Parson Collins.
Parson Collins : Your?
Elizabeth Bennett : He’s my cousin.
Parson Collins : Mr. Darcy I have made the most incredible discovery No. Tosh. An 00:44:40-51 extraordinary discovery sir. You are the nephew of Lady Catherine de Bourgh. 24
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Mr. Darcy : I know.
Parson Collins : Well, I know you know. Allow me to do the honor of introducing myself…
Mr. Darcy : Please excuse me.
Elizabeth Bennett : Please excuse me.
Parson Collins : I am Parson Collins… ah my humble abode abuts Her Ladyship’s 25
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Mrs. Bennett : I predict a wedding in under three months. He’s such a charming young man, and so… well, rich! Jane marrying Bingley is bound to throw her younger sisters in the way of other rich men. And then….
Elizabeth Bennett : Mother, it's time to go!
Mrs. Bennett : Don't be so impertinent!
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy overheard you.
Mrs. Bennett : Who is Mr. Darcy to me, pray, that I should be afraid of him?
Catherine Bennett : I can't find Papa or Lydia anywhere! Papa will be in the library and I'll find that stupid girl!
Mr. Bingley : Edwin, where is dessert? Hello, Mrs… Hello, Miss Bennett. 26
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Servant : Sir?
Mr. Bingley : We must find Darcy immediately
Elizabeth Bennett : There's no time. Mr. Bingley.
Mr. Bingley : Yes. All the lanterns have been snuffed out. Mind your step, Miss 00:46:14-17 Bennett. 27
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Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Bingley. You’re Mrs. Beacham's orphans.
Beacham's Orphans : We were Miss Bennett.
Elizabeth Bennett : How did you get in here?
Beacham's Orphans : Our new friend showed us the way in.
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy!
Mr. Darcy : Was he bitten? Was he bitten?! 28
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Elizabeth Bennett : No! No, he fell and hit his head!
Mr. Darcy : Bingley?, Bingley wake up come on, chap.
Elizabeth Bennett : Your abilities as a warrior are beyond reproach, Mr. Darcy. If only you were as good a friend.
Jane Bennett : “Dear Jane, we have decided to close down Netherfield and return to London. We are not sure when we shall return.(Letter from Mr. Bingley).
Elizabeth Bennett : The Bingley's just closed down the house and left? I don't understand. Why would he not know when he is to return?
Jane Bennett : According to Caroline Bingley, Mr. Darcy is impatient to see his sister. My brother admires her greatly already. He will now be seeing her frequently and on the most intimate footing. Am I wrong, my dearest Jane, in indulging the hope of an event which will secure the happiness of so many?” (Letter from Mr. Bingley).
Elizabeth Bennett : Obviously she knows her brother is in love with you, and wants him to marry Miss Darcy.
Jane Bennett : If Mr. Bingley truly loves me, nothing can keep us apart.
Elizabeth Bennett : No one who has ever seen you together can doubt his affection. Sure Mr. Bingley will be back soon. And that there's a good reason for all this.
Parson Collins : Ladies. Good morrow.
Mrs. Bennett : Mr. Collins would like a private audience with your sister.
Lydia (laugh)
What, with Liz?
Out. Out. Everyone out.
Mama, please, he has nothing to say. He can’t…
Jane, please don’t. Please, please…
Parson Collins : Ah…Miss Elizabeth, as soon as I entered the house I singled you out as the companion for my future life.
Elizabeth Bennett : Oh, no!
Parson Collins : I am convinced marrying you will add very greatly to my happiness. But actually I must add, I will of course require you to retire your warrior skills as part of the marital submission. We absolutely can't have swords in the home. And now, Miss Elizabeth allow me to assure you in the most animated language of the violence, the sheer violence of my affections. 29
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Elizabeth Bennett : Sir, I'm honored by your proposal.
Parson Collins : Thank you.
Elizabeth Bennett : I am, but I regret, I must refuse.
Mrs. Bennett : Lizzy, I insist you marry Mr. Collins!
Elizabeth Bennett : No!
Mrs. Bennett : Do not worry, Mr. Collins she shall be brought to reason.
Parson Collins : Oh good.
Elizabeth Bennett : No.
Parson Collins : Oh, no...
Elizabeth Bennett : I'm terribly sorry.
Mrs. Bennett : Now, Elizabeth Bennett, you get back there. You get back there.
Elizabeth Bennett : No!
Mrs. Bennett : And you face up to your future…Excuse me. Mr. Bennett!!! (Shouted) You must come and make Lizzy marry Mr. Collins, for she refuses to have him!
Parson Collins : Bugger.
Mrs. Bennett : Lizzy! Lizzy! You will marry Mr. Collins or I shall never speak to you again! You talk to her.
Mr. Bennett : Lizzy! An unhappy alternative is before you. Your mother will never speak to you again if you do not marry Mr. Collins. And I will never speak to you again if you do.
Mrs. Bennett : Who will maintain you when your father is dead? No one! Elizabeth Bennett! You shall become a poor and pathetic spinster!
Elizabeth Bennett : Anything! Anything is to be preferred or endured rather than marrying without affection!
Mr. Bennett : Lizzy, Lizzy don't go into the woods alone! Lizzy! Lizzy, don’t go into the woods alone! I forbid you!
George Wickham : Elizabeth?
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Wickham? You vanished at the Ball.
George Wickham : Yes. I thought it would be selfish of me to seek an encounter with Mr. Darcy. Would've ruined the Ball for anyone who witnessed it. I am very sorry I lost the pleasure of dancing with you, though. 30
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Elizabeth Bennett : Did you happen to see four gentlemen pass this way?
George Wickham : In top hats?
Elizabeth Bennett : You saw them?
George Wickham : No, but they were undoubtedly Pallbearers. This is a cemetery. Oh, Miss Bennett? I want to take you somewhere very special to me. It's a secret place I've never shown another living soul. I stumbled upon it quite by accident when I was first stationed in The "In-Between" But somehow, I believe I was always destined to find it, Miss Bennett. You go in. I'll join you after I seat my horse. Don't be afraid.
Elizabeth Bennett : I'm not.
“And I brought your fathers out of Egypt. And ye came unto the sea, and the Egyptians crowded their fathers with chariots and horsemen to the Red Sea. And when they cried unto the Lord, he put darkness between you and the Egyptians, and brought this upon them. He that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live.”
Elizabeth Bennett : You're quite rude!
“And Jesus Cried out with a loud voice, Lazarus, come out!”’
George Wickham : No, don’t! Don’t. It's alright. It's alright.
"Happy are those who are called to his supper."
“The locusts have no king. Yet all of them go forth, marching in rank. What the cutting locust left, the swarming locust has eaten. What the swarming locust…”
Elizabeth Bennett : Brains.
George Wickham : No, they are pig's brains. You have nothing to fear. You see, if they never consume human brains they will never fully transform into zombies. St. Lazarus is the key to finally ending the struggle between the living and the undead. We must force some kind of understanding with the most advanced among them.
Elizabeth Bennett : Well, surely the Crown will support such a venture.
George Wickham : The war has almost bankrupted Great Britain. I know not where to turn. It's only a matter of time before they outnumber us.
- Rider at the gates!
- Attention!
Charlotte Lucas : Liz.
Elizabeth Bennett : Charlotte? I didn't know you were coming to visit.
Charlotte Lucas : I have some news. I'm engaged to be married to Mr. Collins. You must be surprised.
Elizabeth Bennett : I'm not. I'm relieved.
Charlotte Lucas : I believe that my chances of happiness with him is as fair as most women can hope for.
Elizabeth Bennett : And that's what you expect?
Charlotte Lucas : At twenty five, it’s more than I expect.
Elizabeth Bennett : Charlotte, if you're happy for you, then I am too.
Charlotte Lucas : Well, I am to be presented to Lady Catherine and if I'm to stay the night at Mr. Collin's rectory I will require a chaperone.
Elizabeth Bennett : Charlotte.
Charlotte Lucas : She is said to be quite imposing figure. And the thought of facing her without you makes me deathly nervous. So, please?
Elizabeth Bennett : I'll come, but I have one stipulation.
Charlotte Lucas : Anything.
Parson Collins : Now when we meet Lady Catherine, a simple curtsey will suffice. Maintain eye contact, but don't speak unless spoken to, please. Lady Catherine's favorite Black Guard. They can't move. Here, look at this, you could tickle him with a feather.
Lower the gates!
Parson Collins : An extraordinary sight, is it not? Oh, such splendor! Lady Catherine's "Smiting the Undead Lucifer" Majestic. Elizabeth Bennett. The Four Horsemen of the Zombie Apocalypse. When they appear, the end of days is neigh.
This way, miss.
Servant : Parson Collins, Miss Lucas and Miss Bennett.
Parson Collins : I’m sorry (slip), Lady Catherine. Miss de Bourgh. 31
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Elizabeth Bennett : Lady Catherine.
Lady Catherine : So you are Elizabeth Bennett.
Elizabeth Bennett : Yes, I am, your ladyship.
Lady Catherine : This is my daughter.
Parson Collins : Well, it's very kind of you to invite us over for tea, Lady Catherine. Really. Very grateful.
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy?
Mr. Darcy : Miss Bennett.
Lady Catherine : You know my nephew?
Elizabeth Bennett : Yes, I had the tremendous pleasure of meeting him in Hertfordshire.
Servant : Mr. Wickham.
Lady Catherine : Is this the soldier you spoke of?
Parson Collins : Yes. Miss Bennett requested he attend that he might confer with your ladyship about a strategy with which to combat the scourge.
Lady Catherine : A Lieutenant? Really?
Parson Collins : Indeed.
Servant : And tea is brought up.
Lady Catherine : Shall we?
Parson Collins : Delighted to. Please.
Elizabeth Bennett : I have given you entry to the wealthiest woman in the kingdom. The rest is up to you.
George Wickham : Your ladyship has perhaps heard that some of the stricken have not succumbed to the urge to feed upon the living, and in so doing have maintained their human ways.
Lady Catherine : And they have managed to resist this most primal of zombie urges, how? Their iron-clad constitutions?
Elizabeth Bennett : Yes, fortified by religious piety and pig's brains, which they receive in communion as the blood of Christ. The pig's brains quench their appetite for human brains.
Lady Catherine : Ah, yes of course.
George Wickham : The crown's funds have been drained. 32
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Mr. Darcy : You are here to solicit money?
George Wickham : I'm here to propose a venture that would end the war forever. These new zombies can be reasoned with. With the proper funding, I believe we can cultivate trust and even goodwill with this new iteration of undead, who seem to possess an inherent power over the lower ranks of their kind.
Lady Catherine : Zombie aristocrats? (laugh)
Parson Collins : Oh, yeah. (laugh)
George Wickham : I prefer to think of them as souls lost in purgatory. The common hordes look to them for leadership. It takes just one of them to realize their power and to lead their hordes into battle…
Lady Catherine : The undead are like locusts.
Parson Collins : Locusts.
Lady Catherine : They go forth and destroy. They have no use for leaders.
Parson Collins : Oh, except one actually. Well, according to the Book of Revelation, actually, the Antichrist shall lead the undead on the day that shall be the last day of mankind.
Lady Catherine : How cheery, Collins.
Parson Collins : Thank you Lady Catherine. Very generous. Franklin, are there more scones?
George Wickham : If we can negotiate with a select group of...
Lady Catherine : Aristocrats? To what end?
George Wickham : A treaty.
Mr. Darcy : Appeasement? Never.
George Wickham : Well, then the human race is surely doomed. Your ladyship, the undead will always multiply faster than the living and procreate. Nine months to make a baby, then 16 years to make a soldier, and one raw second to make a zombie. You must realize, if they were to organize, we cannot defeat them. The only hope is to find a way to coexist with them, before they find their Antichrist. The late Mr. Darcy would have supported such a venture. 33
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Mr. Darcy : I have tolerated your presence here long enough, Wickham. Guards! 34 2. TS 3. MCTD 01:01:29-32
George Wickham : Please do remember this moment, and the opportunity you so glibly spurned. The day of the zombie is already broken. Wake and face the light, or slumber into oblivion. 35
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Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy, you are as unfeeling as the undead.
Lady Catherine : My word, you give your opinion very decidedly for so young a person.
Parson Collins : Indeed, Lady Catherine. Well, I would like to say how dutifully behaved I think Lady Anne has been this morning. A real credit to the crest, actually. Would you like a scones, dear? 36
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George Wickham : I didn't mean to frighten you.
Elizabeth Bennett : You didn't.
George Wickham : No, of course not. Rosings is the safest place in England. You see, that's the problem. Aristos feel invincible within their great houses, but how wrong they are. Their hubris will be their downfall.
Elizabeth Bennett : “Downfall”? You act as if the undead have already defeated us.
George Wickham : I think you and I understand each other, Liz Bennett. Well, the way you championed me earlier, I thought…
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy's treatment of you has been utterly despicable, but…
George Wickham : No more despicable than his treatment of you and your family.
Elizabeth Bennett : I don't understand you, sir.
George Wickham : It was Darcy that persuaded Bingley to stay clear of your sister and leave Netherfield.
Elizabeth Bennett : Why?
George Wickham : Because he believes your sister to be inferior to his friend. Darcy also convinced Bingley that she was after his fortune and doesn't really love him. 37-38
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Elizabeth Bennett : How could you possibly know this?
George Wickham : Men talk. Darcy brags about it with his intimates. Miss Bennett, run away with me.
Elizabeth Bennett : You have crossed a line, sir.
George Wickham : We're far beyond lines now, Miss Bennett. Take heed of the parson, Miss Bennett. The day of reckoning is upon us.
Elizabeth Bennett : Charlotte? Charlotte? Mr. Darcy.
Mr. Darcy : Miss Bennett. You've finally arisen. How fortuitous. There are some words I must say.
Elizabeth Bennett : Please do be seated.
Mr. Darcy : Miss Bennett, although I know many consider you to be decidedly inferior, as a matter of your birth, family and circumstances, my feelings will not be repressed. In vain have I struggled. I've come to feel for you a most ardent admiration and regard, which has overcome my better judgment. So now I ask you most fervently to end my turmoil and consent to be my wife.
Elizabeth Bennett : If I could feel gratitude, I would now thank you. But I cannot. I never desired your good opinion, and you have certainly bestowed it most unwillingly.
Mr. Darcy : Might I be informed why? With so little endeavored civility, I am rejected?
Elizabeth Bennett : You intentionally ruined the happiness of my most beloved sister. Do you deny it?
Mr. Darcy : I have no wish to deny it. I did everything in my power to separate my friend from your sister.
Elizabeth Bennett : How could you? (Inaudible)
Mr. Darcy : Because I perceived his attachment to her to be far deeper than hers to him. I believed her to be indifferent.
Elizabeth Bennett : Indifferent? She's shy! Did you suggest to Mr. Bingley that his fortune had some bearing on the matter?
Mr. Darcy : I wouldn't do your sister the dishonor, though it was suggested.
Elizabeth Bennett : By Ms. Bingley?!
Mr. Darcy : By your mother, at the Ball.
Elizabeth Bennett : Your character was revealed to me many months ago by Wickham as I heard of his scandalous misfortunes at your hand.
Mr. Darcy : Oh, yeah. Mr. Wickham's misfortunes have been very great indeed. 39
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Elizabeth Bennett : You withhold the advantages that you know were designed for him.
Mr. Darcy : This is your opinion of me? Then I thank you for explaining it so fully.
Elizabeth Bennett : You could not have made the offer of your hand in any possible way that would have tempted me to accept it. I had not known you a month. Before I felt you were the last man in the world whom I could ever be prevailed on to marry.
Mr. Darcy : You've said quite enough, madam. I fully comprehend your feelings and now I have only to be ashamed of what may own have been. Please forgive me, and accept my best wishes for your health and happiness. 40
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Parson Collins : Hello. Good afternoon. Wonderful to be back. Heavens.
Charlotte Lucas : What happened, Lizzy?
Parson Collins : This is an antique. Irreplaceable. Lady Catherine herself delivered this to me. Mr. Darcy…It’s from the shores of China. 41
2. TW 3. MCTD 01:10:30-31
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy…(Crying)
Parson Collins : Mr. Darcy came out of the cottage? Came here? Fabulous this will need clearing up, Elizabeth.
Dear Miss Elizabeth Bennett, I'm not writing to renew the sentiments which were so disgusting to you, but to address the two offenses you accuse me of. I did not intentionally wound your sister. It was a most unfortunate consequence of protecting my dearest friend. Mr. Bingley's feelings for Ms. Bennett were beyond any I had ever witnessed in him, or indeed even thought capable of. The evening of the dance at Netherfield, after overhearing your mother coldly stating her intention of having all her daughters marry favorably, I persuaded Bingley of the unfitness of the match. If I have wounded Ms. Bennett's feelings, it was unknowingly done. As to your other accusation, of having injured Mr. Wickham, no sooner had my father made clear his intention to leave Mr. Wickham a handsome sum, than Mr. Darcy was mysteriously infected by the plague. It was left to me, his son, to provide a merciful ending. Still I gave Wickham the inheritance my father left. Wickham squandered it. Whereupon he demanded more and more money, until I eventually refused. Thereafter he severed all ties with me. Last summer, he began a relationship with my 15-year-old sister and convinced her to elope. Mr. Wickham's prime target was her inheritance of 30,000 pounds. But revenging himself on me was a strong additional inducement. Fortunately, I was able to persuade my sister of Mr. Wickham's ulterior motives before it was too late. I hope this helps explain and perhaps mitigate my behavior in your eyes. Of all weapons in the world, I now know love to be the most dangerous. For I have suffered a mortal wound. When did I fall so deeply under your spell, Miss Bennett? I cannot fix the hour or the spot or the look or the words which lay the foundation. I was in the middle before I knew I had began. What a proud fool I was. I have faced the harsh truth, that I can never hope to win your love in this life, and so have sought solace in combat. I write to you from the siege of London. There is now a cunning designed zombie attacks. I sense a dark hand is at work here, guiding the enemy, Miss Bennett. By taking London, they've increased their ranks a hundredfold.
Mr. Darcy : Come on, lads!
Now we endeavor to keep them trapped within the great wall.
Mr. Darcy : This wasn't the random act of some mindless horde. They’ve struck the Palace and both Houses. They cut off our head before we could cut off theirs. Keep fighting. Come on, men!
If we should fail to contain them and they breach Hingham Bridge, It'll be as if a great dam has broken and they'll reach Hertfordshire swiftly. And in overwhelming numbers. Dear Miss Bennett. I implore you to be ready.
Jane Bennett : Lizzy!, Liz!
Elizabeth Bennett : Jane! Jane…Jane, what is it?
Jane Bennett : Wickham's run off with Lydia. She's barely more than a child. I never could have imagined the man to be so improper, to be such a Haggard. What are we to do?
Elizabeth Bennett : St. Lazarus. I know where she is.
Lady Catherine : You have a very small estate here.
Elizabeth Bennett : And yet we endure it.
Lady Catherine : I have urgent business to attend to. A falsehood of a most scandalous nature has reached me, that you intend to united with my own nephew, Mr. Darcy. Is this true?
Elizabeth Bennett : I do not possess your frankness, your ladyship. You may ask questions I may not choose to answer.
Lady Catherine : Let me be rightly understood, Miss Bennett. Darcy has been promised since infancy to my daughter.
Elizabeth Bennett : Well, then you have no reason to suppose he made me an offer.
Lady Catherine : Are you engaged to him or not?
Elizabeth Bennett : I’m not.
Lady Catherine : Hmm,,, and will you promise me never to enter into such an engagement?
Elizabeth Bennett : I will make no such promise.
Lady Catherine : Then I shall protect the dignity of a far superior man. Do you dare face me in combat?
Elizabeth Bennett : I do not. For to take arms against you, My Lady, would be to take arms against England.
Lady Catherine : Quite Right. My proxy will have to suffice. Wilhelm. Miss Bennett, do you concede?
Elizabeth Bennett : I do not. My courage always rises at every attempt to intimidate me.
Lady Catherine : Do you still refuse to oblige me?
Elizabeth Bennett : I do!
Lady Catherine : I do not know which I admire more, Miss Bennett. Your skill as a warrior, or your resolve as a woman.
Jane Bennett : St. Lazarus is in The In-Between, Papa.
Mr. Bennett : You’ll never make it. Lydia’s honor is at stake.
Jane Bennett : Stop him, Liz. He’s going after Lydia and Wickham.
Elizabeth Bennett : Wait, Papa.
Mr. Bennett : What's right to do cannot be done too soon.
Elizabeth Bennett : But you don't even know where she is. I do I promise you I won't forsake Lydia.
Jane Bennett : I'll go with you.
Elizabeth Bennett : No, you must stay here to help protect Longbourn.
Lady Catherine : Ride at once. Both of you. I will take the rest of your family back with me to Rosings. There's no safer place in England. Collect your people.
Lieutenant : The bridge is closed! All of London's fallen to the zombies. 42
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Elizabeth Bennett : We have urgent business on the other side.
Lieutenant : This bridge is rigged with all the explosives left in England. It's to be detonated tomorrow at dawn. When the last squadron withdrawn from The "In-Between." Our boys can't hold them much longer. If the undead of London take the bridge, well, the rest of England will surely be lost. 43
Elizabeth Bennett : Nevertheless, we must cross over.
Zombie protocol is in effect! One, seek out and destroy any remaining undead. Two, any of the fallen with intact skulls must have their brains perforated or crushed to ensure they do not rise again as the undead!
Mr. Bingley : Bloody hell… Fie, damnable scarf! Hello, Miss Bennett.
Jane Bennett : (Smile)
Elizabeth Bennett : Potter’s field.
Mr. Darcy : Yes, quite. Pardon?
Elizabeth Bennett : This. What we're standing on, it's an unmarked zombie graveyard.
Mr. Darcy : Yes of course. Miss Bennett, what possible cause could the two of you have for leaving Hertfordshire and entering into The In-Between?
Elizabeth Bennett : If adventures will not befall a young lady in her own village, she must seek them abroad. We had no choice. Wickham has run off with Lydia. He has taken her to where his “zombie aristocrats” congregate. St. Lazarus.
Mr. Darcy : St. Lazarus? I know it well. I saw it razed to the ground five days ago. Your sister couldn't have possibly survived. I'm profoundly sorry for your loss.
Lieutenant : Colonel Darcy. We need you at the command tent.
Mr. Darcy : I fear I must depart for Hingham Bridge immediately.
Elizabeth Bennett : Of course.
Mr. Darcy : Let's see how reasonable his aristocrats are after their appetites have 01:22:48-52-00:23:01 been whet. On my mark. Now. Dawn breaks at five o’clock tomorrow. I'll make it back. 44
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Mr. Bingley : Of course you will, old man.
Mr. Darcy : The order must be given at first light, no matter what. 45
00:23:05-08 2. TS 3. MWD
Mr. Bingley : I'll give the order.
Elizabeth Bennett : I fear I should not have confided in Darcy.
Jane Bennett : Fear the hordes of ravenous unmentionables that are swarming our way. Liz, London has already fallen and the Grand Barrier burns as we speak.
Elizabeth Bennett : Hingham Bridge is behind us. London's over there. Which direction are you looking in, Mr. Bingley? St. Lazarus. Darcy lied.
Mr. Bingley : To spare you... He'd risk anything for you, Miss Bennett.
Jane Bennett : Lizzy... Lizzy!
Undead : Don’t hang about. Go on. Zombies wouldn’t do that. Oh, my. Aye. 01:24:50-01:25:20 Who would steal the brains of dead soldiers? Almighty Lazarus, to who all souls are opened. Breathe life into our hearts, by the insertion of your divine spirit. I am the resurrection and the life. He that believeth in me… 46
2. TS 3. MWD
Lydia Bennett : Mr. Darcy…
Mr. Darcy : It's alright.
Lydia Bennett : He said you'd come. Wickham said you’d come. Mr. Darcy!
Mr. Darcy : The bastard.
George Wickham : My God, you're so predictable. I knew by taking young Lydia, you'd have to protect the Bennett's honor. So, come to kill me then, Fitz?
Mr. Darcy : On the contrary, I've come to make you an offer. The Bennett have 01:26:45-01:27:00 authorized me to offer you a commission of 10,000 pounds to return Lydia and leave England for good. 47
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George Wickham : How very noble of you to deliver the Bennett's offer, Fitz, but I'm afraid my answer is no.
Mr. Darcy : And is the "no" financial inducement? That could convince you to do the honorable thing, George?
George Wickham : None. You see, money is off no use to me now. Is that your father's watch? 48
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Mr. Darcy : Yes.
George Wickham : Give it to me.
Mr. Darcy : No.
George Wickham : Bloody hell!
Brains!
Lydia Bennett : Mr. Darcy, Please!
George Wickham : What have you done, Darcy? 49
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Mr. Darcy : I fed them! Godspeed, Georgie. 50
01:28:20 2. TS 3. MCTD
All of you, go to the bridge! Now! Go to the bridge!
Mr. Darcy : Lydia, listen to me. You have to get across Hingham Bridge.
Lydia Bennett : But, Mr. Darcy, you have to come.
Mr. Darcy : As long as Wickham lives, England is in peril. Go Lydia! Go!
All of you, Hingham Bridge!
George Wickham : I conquered London, Darcy. Did you really think you can defeat me?
Mr. Darcy : I always have. You're a traitor, George!
George Wickham : No, Fitz. I'm a King! 51
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Elizabeth Bennett : My God. Lydia! Lydia!
Lieutenant : It's time, sir.
Mr. Bingley : So it is.
Lieutenant : Rider!
Jane Bennett : Wait! Lydia, Where are the others?
George Wickham : You fool. I’ve been one of them all along. If I had the living your 01:31:46-48 father intended me, I never would have been in the army, I never 01:31:50-54 would have been infected. This is your doing, Darcy! Suppressing my 01:32:02-07 hunger was easy. They needed God, I had my hatred of you to sustain me. The Four Horsemen have risen from Hell! The zombie apocalypse is here. I am the one the hundred have been waiting for. The one to lead them. Every life I take, every atrocity I commit, is on your head! 52-53-54
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Mr. Bingley : Keep your eyes peeled, lads!
Lieutenant : We can't delay any longer, sir.
Lydia Bennett : No!
Lieutenant : The undead will have reached the bridge soon, and then it will be too late.
Lydia Bennett : They’re not back yet! You must wait, Bingley!
Mr. Bingley : Detonate the bridge. Give the order. Give the order!
Lieutenant : Yes, sir. Four! Three! Two! One!
Jane Bennett : Liz! Liz!
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy. The very first moment I beheld you, my heart was irrevocably gone. (crying)
Raise the gates!
Mrs. Bennett : Lady Catherine, might I take this opportunity to compliment you on your pantaloons? And your eye patch. It’s very fetching is it? Function or fashion?
Lady Catherine : Function.
Lydia Bennett : Your ladyship. Guess who’s speaking with Papa in the library its…
Servant : Mr. Bingley.
Mr. Bingley : Lady Catherine. Well, this is all rather embarrassing, but I would like to request the privilege of speaking with Miss Jane. Alone.
Servant : Mr. Darcy.
Lady Catherine : My favorite nephew, you lay unconscious for so long, that when we'd heard you'd risen, we had feared you had joined the ranks of the undead. Any word from the Canal?
Mr. Darcy : It's holding for the time being.
Jane Bennett : Yes! (Shouted)
Jane said yes.
Mrs. Bennett : Would you excuse me?
Quick! Quick! Quick! This is so exciting! Jane! Keep going! Hurry up, Lydia!
Mr. Darcy : Miss Bennett.
Elizabeth Bennett : Mr. Darcy. You look as though you are fully mended.
Mr. Darcy : I am. Thank you. If it wasn't for you, I'd of surely perished. You have 01:38:02-05 saved me in more ways than one. What you said to me on Hingham 01:38:08-10 Bridge… 54-55
2. TW 3. MWD ---> 2. TS 3. MWD
Elizabeth Bennett : You heard me?
Mr. Darcy : I did. It gave me hope.
Elizabeth Bennett : Of what?
Mr. Darcy : That your feelings towards me may have changed? However, one word from you now will silence me on the subject forever. You are the love of my life Elizabeth Bennett. So I ask you now, half in anguish, half in hope... will you do me the great, great honor, of taking me for you husband? 56 2. TW 3. MWD 01:38:23-31
Elizabeth Bennett : Yes. Yes.
Parson Collis : Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in the sight of God to join together this man and this woman, and this man and this woman in holy matrimony. I now pronounce you man and wife and man and wife. You may now kiss, Mr. Darcy… The brides. You may now kiss the brides! Oh... 57
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Mr. Bingley and all : Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for coming. I’m so happy!
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